Sunday, 20 March 2011

Wednesday, 16 February 2011

Thousand and one in the nights

There was once a king who found out that his wife was doing the horns to him and because of it already he was not trusting in any girl and decided to be every day with one and a day seguiente to kill her up to one day he married the daughter of one of those who work with him.
And this girl every day was telling him a story and was leaving him to the most interesting part for the next day and always equally.
But one day the wife of the king him the stories were ended, that is to say it did not have anything to tell to the king. And he said to him that already there were no any more stories and that but he was trusting in her so that was killing her, but he had fallen in love with her so he did not kill her and they lived happy forever.

Wednesday, 2 February 2011

The damn mansion

There once was a cursed house that had ghosts of people who had died in that house. This house was built a long time, famous people died there. There was a family that was trying to buy a house and the one I found was that, also seemed pretty but they did not know was cursed. When task brings a week living in that house the spirits appeared and killed while they were sleeping. In the end the house was torn down, and never returned to live in one place so horrific that.

Monday, 31 January 2011

THE THIEF

One day when I was 12 years old, I happened a frightful night. I was in the bed when was the 1 of the morning. I was sleeping when I heard a squeaky door.

I went to saw what happened and like I was very asleep I thought than I saw a thief in my house, then I started shouting to my fathers, they get up scared to whatched what is happening. Then they started laughing and I don't knowed what was happening.

I thought than I'm stupid because the "thief" really was my grandmother than something than left the previous day. I said him "what are you doing here? You gived my an fight ful scared."
Now I even remember this day all the nights and I laught alone.

A joke

One day Sue went to the swimming pool with her grandparent and her brother.
They started to play with the ball and something like that. After a long time, they went to the dressing. When Sue entered saw that somebody had stolen all her clothes and she only had the swimsuit.
She quickly went to talk with her grandfather. Her grandfather said that the only option that she had are to went with his jacket, the trousers of her brother and the sandals. And Sue did this.
When they were going outside of the swimming pool, Sue saw all his friends with her clothes.
His friends had made a joke, but Sue spent a very embarrased moment.

My first operation

I was a heart surgeon, in my first day of the work, in the hospital, I was very nervous because at 10 o’clock I had my first real operation.

At quarter to ten I went to the operating room, washed my hands, and put the special clothes.

When entered to the operating room, I was a little dizzy. Than all people were prepared, I started to cut the skin of the patient.

When I saw the heart, I had a very strange sensation and a little scared.

But I didn’t stop.

When stayed finished, accidentally I cut one vein, and the heard started to bleed a lot of blood, I counted five and continue the operation. I sutured and started to stitched.

Five days after the patient was died.


Irene

Where was the car?

Mark was eatting out in a retaurant with his sister, Marie, in the middle of the mountains. It was all snowy.
When they finished, they went to the car to retourned to home, but the car wasn’t there!
Mark and Marie couldn’t believe it. They started to looked for the car during half an hour. Suddenly, Marie saw something strange behind a tree and she come over to see it better. Marie shouted and Mark started runnin to saw what happened. There was a fox beside a pile of dry leaves but the important thing was that under a lot of snow they could see a car.. his car! Finally they had to phoned the fire department to remove the car from there. The snow had covered the sign that said: parking prohibited and Mark didn't see it.